I’d rather be secretly modifying a bulldozer for a year and a half in Granby, CO right now

The classic I’d Rather Be sticker, yellow with a script header, finished with the most specific weekend plan in Colorado history. For the guy with a welder and a grudge against the zoning board.

To put it on: wipe the spot with rubbing alcohol, press from the middle out, and give it two days before the car wash.