About Bumper Crimes
Bumper Crimes makes the bumper stickers you are a little nervous to put on your car.
You might know us from HONK if Helen Keller is a fraud. We used to sell under a different name, and you bought enough of that one that the shop got a real name and a lot more bad ideas.
Every sticker is printed and cut to order in Hopewell Junction, New York, on outdoor vinyl made to live on a bumper. Most designs come in 8 x 3 and 10 x 3 inch bumper sizes, plus a few smaller ones for laptops, toolboxes and water bottles.
How buying works
Nothing is sold on this site. Every sticker links to its Etsy listing, and that’s where you check out. Sticker-only orders ship flat in an envelope, so shipping stays cheap.
If something shows up wrong, message us on Etsy. We fix it fast, no arguing.