Questions

How do I buy a sticker?

Nothing is sold on this site. Every sticker has a Buy on Etsy button that opens its Etsy listing, and you check out there. When a design is on TikTok Shop too, its page says so.

How does shipping work?

Sticker-only orders are mailed flat in an envelope, which keeps shipping cheap. Etsy shows the shipping options, the price and the delivery estimate at checkout, and you can add tracking there.

What sizes do the stickers come in?

Bumper stickers run 6 to 10 inches wide, most of them 8 x 3 or 10 x 3. Small stickers are 4 to 5 inches across, for laptops, toolboxes, water bottles and windows. Some designs come as a two pack, and their names say so. Every sticker’s page lists its exact size.

What are they made of?

Outdoor vinyl, printed and cut to order in New York, made to live outside on a bumper.

How do I put one on?

Wipe the spot with rubbing alcohol and let it dry. Peel off the backing, line the sticker up, and press it down from the middle out so no air gets trapped. Give it two days before the car wash.

How do I take one off?

Warm it with a hair dryer for a minute to soften the adhesive, then lift a corner and peel it back slowly, low and flat against the surface. Rubbing alcohol takes off whatever adhesive stays behind.

Can I return a sticker?

Returns and refunds go through Etsy, the same as the order. If something shows up wrong or damaged, message us on Etsy. We fix it fast, no arguing.

Where do new designs show up first?

New ones go up every week. Follow @bumpercrimes on TikTok or Instagram to see them first.

Can I suggest a sticker?

Yes. Send the idea to @bumpercrimes on TikTok or Instagram. The more specific, the better.