I brake for Paul Rudd

The classic I brake for sticker, stop signs leaning at both ends of the road, for the one man worth slamming on the brakes for. Keep an eye out up near Rhinebeck, where he co-owns a candy shop and still has not aged a day.

To put it on: wipe the spot with rubbing alcohol, press from the middle out, and give it two days before the car wash.